The Last Jelly Bean

Let’s see.

The author has an atrocious ability to mis-spell words. It isn’t however, intentional. She sadly truly does not know the spelling of certain words and often furrows her brows in anxiety while tentatively testing possible spellings of those confounded words.

For example, the author, at the wondrous age of twenty, still has trouble spelling “receive”. Or is it spelled as “recieve”?

Anyways. The author discovers referring to herself in third person as she types this short dribble out, to be very amusing. And she grins at the thought of how absurd it also is.

And so she will now flippantly assume that this seemingly trival blab of alphabet woes and the like, is sufficient for perceptive readers to know if they should stay away from The Last Jelly Bean. Or not.

P.S. The author wishes to remark that there is only one jelly bean left. She is keeping her preciousss very secret, and very safe.